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Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Disney Price List For The Rest of Your Childhood Memories




After buying Marvel Comics™ and Lucasfilm Ltd.™, there are no longer any iconic commercial properties left for The Walt Disney Company™ to purchase, so instead, they have decided to go directly to the source.

The Walt Disney Company™ Price List for Childhood Memories

2 Million Each

First snow, losing first tooth, Santa Claus debunked

3 Million Each

Birthdays (to age 8 only)

3 Million Each

Favorite childhood toy

5 Million Each

Beloved childhood pets

10 Million

Favorite childhood book (if not already owned by The Walt Disney Company™)

10 Million Each

Best friends, first loves, (outside of parents, siblings)


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