Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Disney Price List For The Rest of Your Childhood Memories

After buying Marvel Comics and Lucasfilm Ltd., there are no longer any iconic commercial properties left for The Walt Disney Company™ to purchase, so instead, they have decided to go directly to the source.

The Walt Disney Company™ Price List for Childhood Memories

2 Million Each

First snow, losing first tooth, Santa Claus debunked

3 Million Each

Birthdays (to age 8 only)

3 Million Each

Favorite childhood toy

5 Million Each

Beloved childhood pets

10 Million

Favorite childhood book (if not already owned by The Walt Disney Company)

10 Million Each

Best friends, first loves, (outside of parents, siblings)

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